#3: Charles, Prince of Wales

Turns out England has their own version of ol' Gee Dubs Bush: a dude who inherited money, fame, and political power despite near (and deserved) academic failure and absolutely zero qualifications. Luckily for England, Charles doesn't actually run anything; that's why this is called Stuff That's Lame About England, rather than Stuff That Makes England A Legitimately Lousy Nation. Luckily for us, Charles is the reigning Biggest Dork in the World.